Slotting everyone from "not bothering anybody" to "bothering everybody." 
Behold: journalism.
All multimillion-dollar payouts to not coach amateur athletes are absurd. Here is a modern way to calculate the ridiculousness of a particular buyout.
Based strictly on consensus recruiting rankings.
When you want to be both the Ivy League and the SEC, sometimes you end up neither.
The Top Whatever ranks only the college football things that must be ranked.
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BYU-Coastal, Tom Allen, Bama WRs, MAXIMUM BO NIX, the race to be the worst team of the worst year, and so forth.
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The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the college football things that must be ranked right now.
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"Do you know how much joy this show brings me in the middle of my regular broadcasting career?"
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the college football things that must be ranked.
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And how to make the most of it.
Football is a complex game. Here's one way to make it simple.