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December 2020

Introducing Petrinos (PET), a new metric for coaching buyouts
All multimillion-dollar payouts to not coach amateur athletes are absurd. Here is a modern way to calculate the ridiculousness of a particular buyout.
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Alex Kirshner
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The Top Whatever: Well, that was something!!
Each week, the Top Whatever ranks only the college football things that must be ranked.
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Jason Kirk
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WATCH GRID: Well, it's almost over?
Whatever it is that's happening here, there is certainly not much more of it.
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Jason Kirk
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The Top Whatever: If the shoe flits
There's a lot of Dan Mullen stuff in here. Plus USC, Georgia, and the blessed joy of being done with football.
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Spencer Hall
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Jason Kirk
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Alex Kirshner
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Richard Johnson
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Watch Grid: How are you today?
As always, the Watch Grid attempts to sort the college football Saturday by watchability.
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Jason Kirk
The Top Whatever: A good thing happened!
BYU-Coastal, Tom Allen, Bama WRs, MAXIMUM BO NIX, the race to be the worst team of the worst year, and so forth.
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Spencer Hall
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Richard Johnson
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Alex Kirshner
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Jason Kirk
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Watch Grid: Chaaanticleers is comin' to town
Each weekend, the Watch Grid attempts to sort your college football Saturday by watchability.
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Jason Kirk

November 2020

The Top Whatever: Her kick was good
On a weekend in which a Vanderbilt kicker and a Broncos quarterback stepped up.
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Alex Kirshner
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Richard Johnson
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Spencer Hall
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Jason Kirk
3-day Watch Grid: Happy Thanksgiving Weekend
Such as it is (the green square is very meaningful, so please study it closely (actually, I think it’s where Alex’s cursor was in the spreadsheet when I…
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Jason Kirk
The Top Whatever: "Thanks for bringing back B1G football"
The Top Whatever is a weekly ranking of only the things that absolutely must be ranked.
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Jason Kirk
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