No matter what happens, we’re having fun seven days a week in our Discord, posting reasoned analysis at Shutdown Fullcast and dumb Wikipedia jokes at Split Zone Duo (oh, maybe I have those backward), and wishing you a happy holiday season.
Also, here’s a key to the game: Northwestern can hack the Big Ten’s tiebreaker rules today to skip playing Wisconsin and almost certainly clinch the division:
Here's the situation, @NorthwesternU:
1. Cancel Wisconsin game seconds before kickoff
2. UW thus unable to play B1G-required 6 games
3. B1G West: clinched (unless 2 more games cancel, UW finds emergency game, or Purdue does miracle. Live in the moment)
Jeff Dillon @jeffrdillon
Also also, tell a friend about this, if you wanna: